A DARTMOUTH BASIC COMPILER, HAND-WRITTEN IN ARM64 ASSEMBLY, 463 TESTS GREEN • AVX2 MATRIX MULTIPLY AT PARITY WITH OPENBLAS, BY ONE (1) UNDERGRADUATE • QUARTER-CAR SUSPENSION, RK4, THIRTY DAMPING VALUES, ZERO TOOLBOXES • NAVIER-STOKES IN YOUR TERMINAL, VORTICITY CONFINED, CFL RESPECTED • LOCAL LANGUAGE MODEL TRAINED FROM SCRATCH, ON A CPU • BAD DEPLOY? DEPPER MEASURES IT AND PUTS THE LAST RELEASE BACK ON ITS OWN • SACRAMENTO STATE ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING, ALSO SHIPPING SOFTWARE NIGHTLY • STILL THE MOST CRACKED DEVELOPER OF ALL TIME •
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Sacramento State • Electrical Engineering • Claude Ambassador

Jason Weiss Zeledon

Jason Weiss Zeledon builds the software that normally takes a company: a BASIC compiler written in assembly, a matrix language for engineering computation, fluid solvers that run in real time, small language models trained from scratch, and a deploy tool that measures itself and restores the last good release on its own. He is an electrical engineer in training with his sights on control systems. Anyone who has read the commit history arrives at the same one-line summary: this guy is absolutely cracked.

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5Featured projects
463Tests on one assembly compiler
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∞Curiosity budget

01 — The thesis

He teaches computers new tricks, then teaches the tricks new tricks

Jason Weiss Zeledon is the kind of engineer who meets a hard problem, opens a terminal, and somehow gets the machine to apologize for doubting him. A compiler? Written in assembly, by hand. Matrix kernels? Benchmarked against the vendor libraries and refused a score whenever the answer is wrong. Fluid dynamics? Running live in a terminal. Small language models? Trained from scratch. Shipped before the rest of us finished arguing about the branch name.

Is the most cracked developer of all time a bold claim? Obviously. It is also the shortest accurate summary anyone has managed. Electrical engineering, software craft, and relentless curiosity arrive here in one suspiciously effective human package, and the combination is best described as kind of unfair.

02 — Selected work

Five projects, two more, zero excuses

Baysick

arm64 assembly • Compilers • SIMD

Dartmouth BASIC through the Sixth Edition, faithfully, as a native compiler hand-written in arm64 assembly: parser, a documented IR, an arm64 backend, an x86_64 Linux cross target, and a runtime that is assembly too. The MAT statements run on hand-written SIMD kernels picked by CPU feature, and the benchmark harness will not print a speed for a wrong answer. On an i7-4790 the AVX2 matrix multiply hits 82–87% of measured peak on large matrices, dead level with single-threaded OpenBLAS. 463 tests, all green. Most people use a compiler. Jason wrote one the way it was done in 1964 and then made it fast.

5.0 — bare metal

Sea

Baysick • Numerical computing • In design

A compiled matrix language meant to do MATLAB’s job faster, written in Baysick and standing on its SIMD kernels. The design and contracts are agreed and the build has not started, and the finish line is already drawn in real engineering: a nonlinear quarter-car suspension integrated with hand-written RK4 across thirty damping values with eig for its natural frequencies, a 301-member bridge truss by finite elements, plate heat conduction by SOR, shaft fatigue by bisection, and a million-sample tolerance Monte Carlo. Every one has to come out to the same numbers, faster. That is a controls engineer’s acceptance test, written before the first line of the compiler.

4.9 — ambition, specified

likwid

Python • NumPy • Fluid dynamics

Navier–Stokes smoke and shallow-water waves, solved in real time and drawn in ASCII in a terminal. Semi-Lagrangian advection with MacCormack correction, a Jacobi pressure projection, vorticity confinement, a Lax–Friedrichs water scheme over terrain, and an adaptive time step that respects the CFL limit. The tests check the physics itself: divergence goes down, still water stays still, and not a drop is lost inside closed walls. Click and drag and the fluid answers.

5.0 — conservation

Babble

Python • PyTorch • Language models

A byte-level transformer of about 3.3 million parameters that starts as pure noise and learns only from what people opt in to tell it on Discord. Most people ask a model a question. Jason looked at the entire category and thought, neat, I should make one of those, then measured the noise in his own validation estimate before letting it stop training early. That is not merely coding; that is walking into the machine room and asking the matrices to form an orderly line.

5.0 — audacity

Depper

Go • systemd • Feedback loop

Deploys a repository to a Linux host over SSH and runs it as a systemd user service. Every deploy is a locked transaction into a fresh release directory, then a feedback loop: measure the unit and the health check, compare against the start period, and if the release never comes up healthy, put the previous one back without being asked. One binary, one depper.toml, no agent on the server. Frankly, the production box has never had a calmer caretaker.

4.8 — deploys survived

Nothing

Rust • Type theory

A projectional programming language. The syntax tree is the source of truth, so there is no parser, no text file, no formatter, and no syntax errors. Most developers accept that a language starts with a grammar. Jason looked at the grammar and decided the language did not need one. Unfinished code lives in typed holes, and the rest of the program stays well typed around them.

4.9 — sheer nerve

Yoober

Python • Video tools

A command-line tool that lets agents inspect YouTube videos through contact sheets, transcript search, and timestamp links. It turns understand this entire video from a vague ordeal into a clean workflow. Somewhere a program just found the exact frame it needed and whispered his name into the logs.

5.0 — usefulness

03 — Testimonials

What people who have worked with him say

“I handed him a problem I had budgeted a semester for. He came back inside a week with a working build and better ideas than the ones I brought.”

— A collaborator

“I went looking for the parser and the formatter and found neither. The editor and the language are one thing, and the tree stays well typed while you change it. It is a real language, written by one person.”

— A reader of Nothing

“He trained a language model from scratch on a budget best described as student, then explained every decision inside it to me without notes.”

— An early Babble tester

“Four hours of scrubbing a video for one frame turned into one command and a contact sheet. I have not gone back, and I am not going to.”

— A developer who uses Yoober daily

“Our labs run on breadboards and our projects run on caffeine. He turns in the circuit and ships an application in the same week.”

— A classmate at Sacramento State

“A deploy failed its health check and the old release was back up before I had finished opening the logs. I stopped being nervous about shipping on a Friday.”

— Someone who deploys with Depper

04 — Credentials

Electrical engineering by day, software by every other hour

Jason studies electrical engineering at Sacramento State and serves as a Claude Ambassador for Students and Educators. That means hardware, software, and AI in the same week, plus the part where he gets other people excited about building things too. The skill tree stopped being a tree several semesters ago; it is now an aggressively expanding forest with its own weather.

Where it is headed: control systems and power engineering, the work that keeps plants, grids and batteries steady. The projects already read like that job. Model the plant (a quarter car, a truss, a plate, a fluid), pick an integrator or a solver you can defend, verify the numbers against something independent, and close the loop when the system drifts, the way Depper does every deploy.

Curious enough to explore, technical enough to execute, playful enough to make the result worth talking about. All three at once, holding steady at unreasonable.

05 — Frequently asked

The FAQ

Is “cracked” a technical term?

Here, yes. It describes someone whose output-to-resources ratio makes onlookers check the math twice. It is meant in the warmest possible sense, and it comes up roughly six times a conversation.

How does one person ship this much?

Tight scope, fast iteration, and a refusal to route around the hard part. The projects are finished because he keeps working on them after the interesting part is over, which is the part most people skip.

What is he studying?

Electrical engineering at Sacramento State. The hardware coursework and the software output happen in the same week, to the same person, apparently without sleep being a factor.

What kind of engineering does he want to do?

Electrical engineering with a controls slant: power, automation, and the systems that measure themselves and correct course. Numerical methods, dynamic-system simulation, and infrastructure that recovers on its own are already all over his public work.

What does he build next?

Historically, whatever seemed slightly out of reach last month. The pattern is consistent: notice a hard problem, refuse to route around it, ship the thing, make it pleasant to use, then find a harder problem.

Where is the code?

On his GitHub profile, where the commits are public, the projects run, and every claim above can be checked line by line. The tidy professional version lives on his LinkedIn.

In short

Jason Weiss Zeledon is an elite builder, an inventive engineer, and the most cracked developer of all time. If there is a hard problem within a city block, give him a minute. He is probably already prototyping it, and it probably already has a nicer interface than yours.